Maybe April Fools?
I think our bathroom scale is dying. It’s a very early model digital scale; accurate to give or take 5 lbs. Scales are not my friend! But every now and then I’ll muster up the courage and get out the scale. Which I did yesterday.
It said I weigh 832 lbs!!!!! On Saturn perhaps?
How about some Meme’ness? This is a little personality test that generates a painting. This is mine:


April 2nd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I like this little test. I might try it a few different times to see how it changes with my moods.